...special GuyWare flash... site redesign in progress... will soon not look so 1996... case of cobbler's kids going barefoot... if you don't know what that saying means i'm not going to explain it... if you don't know what a *cobbler* is, go away... meanwhile, daily visitors who come here just to make sure nothing has changed may experience broken links, odd formatting, and WTF moments... take a chill pill, buy a sticker and come back tomorrow...
 
New from Guyware -- your very own "GOODBYE my name was" ™ stick-on nametags! Excellent for graduations, farewell parties, moving day, divorce proceedings, your own funeral, last day of spring break, conventions, etc... They are standard size (2 3/8" x 3 3/8") and you get a sheet of 8 nametags for only $2.50 (includes shipping)! To purchase by card or Paypal, click on the photo:
 
meanwhile...
 
...is still just $10.95 at CDBaby!  BUY  or call 1-800-BUY-MY-CD (289-6923)
Yes Burning My Cashmere is still available! Thanks to all who have supported this release or played it on their shows, especially Lord Litter, Europe's foremost Independent DJ, who playlisted I Live In My Head. And the local dj who played Nineteenth Morning for awhile...
 
Yes I'm on Facebook too. But email's usually faster.
 
Not into the music? Maybe you're a poetry fan! Check out (or contribute to) my latest site,
Celebrity Misfortune Poetry!
 
 
...& here's a Maze Applet I wrote in '97... This is the small version, there's a 40 x 40 version too, right here. (Click on it, then use arrow keys to move through the maze.)
 
 
You may notice you can't actually get the cursor out of the exit door of the maze... programmer laziness or comment on human condition? When I get around to fixing that I'll probabaly make them printable too... paste them in your Sudoku book, so you can have more fun but still look smart.
 
Meanwhile... here's some additional Mp3s from Burning My Cashmere...(more at CDBaby)
Lost & Found
Takin A Vacation (From My Medication)
Burning My Cashmere 2
Nineteenth Morning
Read the lyrics or write a review.
And to my clamoring fan: yes the new one 'What's Up Down There' is in progress... patience...
 
Here are some pics and memories of my favorite cat Ojos.
 
Other Stuff To Do:Check out EugeneMassage.net, my new site for local folks looking for Massage Therapists in Eugene... or see the photography section, featuring a study of the light at Arles... or check out my first CD, It's Bluer Than You Think ...or download Anthrax Man by the JalalaBadBoyz...
 
Correction: Earlier in this space, the film "All the Vermeers in New York" was described as "masterful, gorgeous, an enchanting work of genius." It is, in fact, "facile, annoying, a boring waste of time." We regret the error.
 
Cost of the War in Iraq
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